Island of Misfit Boys

I stuck my foot in my mouth not long ago
changed direction because I didn’t know,
You were thinking that my feelings weren’t so
and cast me off the mainland
My own insular archipelago,
found myself cast away below skid row,
involuntarily packed as ship’s cargo
and stamped an ass of a man

It’s not a wonder that I’d end up alone
or branded an outcast and uncondoned
but exiled to go live with “my own kind”

You don’t want to see me
You just want to freely
poise your point of view
and spew a lot of dipshit noise
Won’t defend me,
you just want to end me
Send me off to an
island of misfit boys
island of misfit boys
island of misfit boys
island of misfit boys
island of misfit boys

You overstepped your bounds and aren’t done
but I’m the one that’s bound for oblivion
Tried to make me fold like an accordion
and crush my boyish features
And here I am the cheese that stands alone,
a bombing comic without a microphone
But it’s not funny and I didn’t get the joke
that I’ve become this creature

Try to delete me from all humanity
atop your high horse of crapshoot vanity
and get me to vacate your “perfect life”