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A Friend Like Me

I can’t understand why you don’t understand why I don’t need you
How many ways can I tell you “it’s all wrong”?
You say you want me, I don’t want you…

Shaving one morning in front of the mirror and what did I see?
Someone who looks like someone that I’ve been waiting for
Clones cost too much money! But,

If all the world would just be more like me
I’d have all the friends I’d ever need
Don’t you wish you had a friend like me?
I wish I had a friend like me!

Yellow pages, want-ads, 4-1-1, internet search agencies,
private Dicks, satellite pictures, useless to me
Watch my infomercial on TV!

If all the world would just be more like me
I’d have all the friends I’d ever need
Don’t you wish you had a friend like me?
I wish I had a friend like me!

What’s this world coming to? I can’t find just one friend like yours truly!
What a sad world to live in when there’s only one of me…
I think I’ll start my own “me factory”! (“me factory”!)

If all the world would just be more like me
I’d have all the friends I’d ever need
Don’t you wish you had a friend like me?
I wish I had a friend like me!

Don’t you wish, don’t you wish, don’t you wish you had,
you had a friend like me?
Don’t you wish, don’t you wish, don’t you wish you had,
you had a friend like me?
…had a friend like me?
…had a friend like me?
…had a friend like me?
…had a friend like me?

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